← Return to game
Log in with itch.io to leave a comment.
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Not too bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
Grab this review template here! 👉 https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template/
thx for link
ye
Serious mode activated.
I respect that
very calm and peaceful game, it is perfect to play while relaxing.
Yeah, right. Yummy coconuts, totally no need to use your gun at all!
there is no gun obviously that was an april fools feature
The entire game is an April fools feature.
Shhh
Be quiet.
ahh yes very peacefull....loved it ;)
why?
multiplayer?
yes
f
lol totaly
its coronavirus WATCH OUT
2020 simulator
man what a peaceful survival game
ummm i thought this was going to be normal but died very qwick
did you not press enter to eat coconut?
A very peaceful island survival game. I was expecting twists or stuff that are interesting, but there are not. Just you, sea, and coconuts... What an atmosphere.
I loved every bit of this
That was incredibly normal. I'm relieved to have found such a normal game to play. Thank you for not putting anything weird at all in this game.
:(
← Return to game
Comments
Log in with itch.io to leave a comment.
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☑ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☐ 10
Grab this review template here! 👉 https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template/
thx for link
ye
Serious mode activated.
I respect that
very calm and peaceful game, it is perfect to play while relaxing.
Yeah, right. Yummy coconuts, totally no need to use your gun at all!
there is no gun obviously that was an april fools feature
The entire game is an April fools feature.
Shhh
Be quiet.
ahh yes very peacefull....loved it ;)
why?
multiplayer?
yes
f
lol totaly
its coronavirus WATCH OUT
2020 simulator
man what a peaceful survival game
ummm i thought this was going to be normal but died very qwick
did you not press enter to eat coconut?
A very peaceful island survival game. I was expecting twists or stuff that are interesting, but there are not. Just you, sea, and coconuts... What an atmosphere.
I loved every bit of this
That was incredibly normal. I'm relieved to have found such a normal game to play. Thank you for not putting anything weird at all in this game.
:(